On The Verge

According to an email transmission I just received, a certain website is on the verge of launching:

That’s right, humans.

We’re finally ready to launch The Verge to a completely unprepared public.

Will there be riots in the streets? A weird compulsion to stay near a computer at all times? Laughing wildly for no reason at all? Only the aliens watching all activity on this planet know for sure.

The site finally launches tomorrow. No more “verge” puns from me. I promise. However it turns out, I love their logo: